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Welcome to the official Luker 15 Website October 30, 2007 - Wow, it's been a long time since I updated this site. In fact, it's been more than three years since I made any sort of an update. That is indeed a shame. At any rate, I highly doubt that anyone will read this, but if someone does, go ahead and post in the guestbook. I'd really like to hear from some of you. February 7 - Well, that's it. There will be no further updates to this particular site until at least 2007. January 26 - This just in: Agnes is sarcastic... in other news, the sky is blue and water is wet. January 25 - The site will be moving to a new address in a few days. After the move is complete, this particular page will no longer be updated. Coming soon: A few more old videos and photos, a site redesign, a real messageboard, and a brand new feature: Interview with a former Lukerianite... which will basically just be starring me unless I can get someone else to participate. The winner of the new logo contest was me as I was the only one who entered. As my prize, I have chosen the video I shot the night Angela almost drowned in the lake. January 7 - I am bored. Therefore, things here will change. In fact, it's possible there will be no more here. I just got a deal on some free webspace, so I may transfer the site to a more hospitable place. As well, there will be a complete redesign of the site (more space = more freedom). But, I'm not an artist, so I need someone to design a new logo: something flashier than the one I made. You can email any and all designs to the address at the bottom of the page(which has received a grand total of 0 non-spam messages), or post it somewhere and then link to it in the guestbook. If I choose your logo you win a free copy of one of the videos I shot last year; complete with all the footage that's too HOT for this site. December 14 - It's been a while since the last update because exams suck. Today's capture of Saddam brings about the creation of a brand new word (word by Eric, definition by me): saddamize - when a foreign government (specifically the USA) deposes a country's leader, captures him, and then he gets butt-raped. December 3 - The fuxxoring of the guestbook has finally ended. If people would like a message board, make yourselves heard, and I'll code one over the winter break. Anway, I won the poll and gladly received my ten dollar prize. The only other person who got a legitimate vote was Angela. So, my congratulations go out to her on being the girl that the people would most like to see naked. *applause* November 30 - So, last night my friend TJ discovered this site and he and his buddies had a little fun with the guestbook. It took me all of one minute to repair the damage. In other news, there will be a few new pics up later today. And Mike, why do I owe you five bucks? November 27 - Less than a week left in the poll, and I'm still in the lead. I'm really going to enjoy my prize. In other news, Jonathan "Sault/Jew Jon" Jaffit is on the cover of today's Varsity, and I think Simon is quoted in the article underneath. Finally some members of Luker have done something newsworthy that wasn't also illegal. Also, I would like to actually run "Useless Protest Day" this April. Anyone who wants to help should email me below, or come by Whitney Hall. All those who participate will get to share in the glory and, hopefully, nationwide TV time. November 22 - Two "brand new" videos on the videos page. Including one where somebody lifts up their shirt. November 17 - I've missed the last several update days because, there's really nothing for me to put up here. But, I'll have something very soon. Meanwhile, I'm still leading the poll. November 3 - Ah, the Monday update. Not too many votes have been cast in the poll. There's money riding on this, so someone better step up, or I'm going to win. November 1 - Last night I saw a naked blue woman riding a bike. Just thought everyone should know. After much pondering, I have decided that the "winner" of the current poll(which ends on December 1) will receive $10. October 29 - Brand new poll today. Since NOBODY voted in the last one, I've decided to make this one more controversial. The "winner" will receive... I don't know, something. I'll decide on that later. Don't worry about anyone finding out who you voted for, because I don't log IP addresses (mainly because Tripod uses a proxy to access the cgi scripts). Vote as often as you like. Personally, I voted for myself. October 27 - John posts in the guestbook, and saves the site from being burned to the ground. Nevertheless, a major revamp will still occur. Why? Well, because it just so happens that there is actually plenty of Luker content left. I recently found some video that I haven't put up yet, and I know there are plenty of pictures that I don't have (if anyone has any, would you please email me at the address below) What I would definitely like to get before I finally retire from my webmastering duties is at least one picture of everyone who lived at Luker. So, if you're not up here, or you know someone who isn't, but should be Click Here October 23 - I missed the Wednesday update because I was incredibly freakin' tired after writing two exams back-to-back. So, here's the thing: nobody visits this site. The bulk of the hits come from me checking to see that everything looks all right. As such, if nobody posts anything in the guestbook by Saturday, November 1, ALL the Luker 15 content will come down, and this site will become a haven for my demented machinations(not that it hasn't been in the past), and the whole thing will be totally revamped by the 8th. Incidentally, if you want a copy of anything that I've got up here, or of the long-ass videos I shot, now would be the time to ask. October 20 - Midterms suck. They were created with the sole purpose of making us insane in mid-October. I know. I've spoken to the evil, head educationy-type dude... and he's pretty damn evil. Anyway, this will count as my update for today, 'cause I've gotta go learn me some o' dat fillosoffie that everyone's talking about. October 18 - I'm actually updating on a Saturday... it's a miracle. A damn miracle. Anyway, I whipped something up last week, and you all get to witness it. Rock VS. Spock I actually don't know a lot about wrestling, but the Rock's been really overexposed lately. October 15 - I've been a little lax with the updates lately, but I am assured that soon I will have some more pictures to upload. I updated on the 9th, but forgot to upload the files... so, sorry, my bad. Today, I give you a brand new poll, and two new words that I invented. Cooldiculous: adj. something that is so cool it's ridiculous, or ridiculously cool. Foodcitement: noun. excitement about, or related to food. |